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Because I know a challenge when I see one.

Title: Appropriate Usage
Fandom: American pedant RPF
Pairing: Strunk/White
Rating: Teen
Warnings: None needed
Word count: 100
Disclaimer: Although Strunk and White were real people, this is complete nonsense that doesn't remotely claim to be true.
Summary: The power of language.
Notes: This is every bit as silly as you'd expect for a drabble inspired by a cartoon. Don't blame me, blame XKCD.




"Oh, your cock," moaned Strunk. "Your big, beautiful, hard cock. I love feeling you thrust inside me, so slowly, so masterfully, so ardently and attentively -"

"Oxford comma!" cried White. It had long been their safeword. "How could you do that to me? You know how I feel about adjectives and adverbs."

"I'm awfully sorry, my dear." Strunk held White until his horrified shuddering ceased. "I got carried away. Let me make it up to you." He whispered in White's ear. "I want you. You're the only man whom I've ever wanted."

"Perfect," White murmured. "Talk to me just like that."

on 2011-07-11 03:17 pm (UTC)
bethany_lauren: (Default)
Posted by [personal profile] bethany_lauren
This is brilliant. And superlative. Thank you for writing it.

on 2011-07-12 01:38 am (UTC)
james: sam the eagle saying you are all weirdos (weirdos)
Posted by [personal profile] james
This is awesome and disturbing.

on 2011-07-12 10:40 am (UTC)
mswyrr: (Default)
Posted by [personal profile] mswyrr
I AM HAPPY THAT THIS EXISTS.

((huggles fic))

on 2011-07-12 10:41 am (UTC)
mswyrr: (of bodies i sing - smooth side)
Posted by [personal profile] mswyrr
Also: "Oxford comma" as a safeword! Perfect. LOL

on 2011-07-12 01:31 pm (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] toft
Ha! Wonderful.

on 2011-07-19 07:22 am (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] dancing_serpent
Here via various links on my dwircle, hope you don't mind. I had hoped someone would do it when I read the xkcd strip, and this is brilliant!

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