Werrity and Fox are a pair of sleazebags, and if they are in a relationship, my sympathy is limited. Peter Mandelson (who was closeted for most of the time he was prominent in politics) may have been involved in several dodgy political deals, but none of them involved funnelling money to his partner.

The Tory political scandal that's been making me 0_o most was the revelation that Oliver Letwin was dumping work papers in a park litter bin, though.