kindkit | will write for icons

I find myself desperately in need of an icon with this text: "British officers do not cuddle each other. Not when there are people watching, anyway." (It's a line from 'Allo 'Allo that sums up a lot of my recent fannishness.)

If you can make me one, I'll gladly write you a drabble/short ficlet (m/m or gen, in a fandom I know and like well enough to write in).

*hopes*