will write for icons

I find myself desperately in need of an icon with this text: "British officers do not cuddle each other. Not when there are people watching, anyway." (It's a line from 'Allo 'Allo that sums up a lot of my recent fannishness.)

If you can make me one, I'll gladly write you a drabble/short ficlet (m/m or gen, in a fandom I know and like well enough to write in).

*hopes*

*slightly shamefaced*

I appear to be actually watching 'Allo 'Allo, as opposed to just revisiting a few episodes when I needed a laugh. I've just started S5 and I'm somewhat embarrassed to confess that I'm (mostly) enjoying it enormously. And it turns out I hadn't seen as much of it before as I'd thought, because most of the pretty damn great S2 and S3 was new to me. Also, it helps to watch it in sequence.

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