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kindkit ([personal profile] kindkit) wrote2022-09-01 07:18 pm
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ugggggh

So, I'm guessing Etat Libre d'Orange called this scent "Marquis de Sade" because it wants to hurt you.

Dear GOD. I gave it 15 minutes because sometimes a really awful top note will fade. This one did not, and the whole perfume is strong, strong, strong. I've just washed my arm multiple times with lemon-scented soap and I can still smell it. I think it's time to take a shower.

WHYYYY? I mean, I knew they were infamous for difficult perfumes but I was not expecting that level of revolting.

(It may be something to do with my skin chemistry, too, because I read a bunch of reviews of this scent while I was waiting for it to improve, and only a few mentioned the unbearable mix of dead rat and burning chemicals [plus some herbs] that I got. And I've definitely sampled some perfumes that got a lot of "Ugh that's so cacophonous/harsh/awful" reviews that have smelled lovely and completely inoffensive on me.)

Seriously this scent made my lips go numb and I feel kind of sick.
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[personal profile] rydra_wong 2022-09-02 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
WHYYYY? I mean, I knew they were infamous for difficult perfumes but I was not expecting that level of revolting.

I hope you've been warned about Secretions Magnifiques? *g*

(Apparently there are people on whom SM smells great, which breaks my brain.)

I've just washed my arm multiple times with lemon-scented soap and I can still smell it. I think it's time to take a shower.

FWIW, I've found it sometimes helps (if scrubbing has been of no avail) to pick something strong I'm okay with and layer that over the top, to drown out the remaining traces.
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[personal profile] rydra_wong 2022-09-04 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
But even if it wasn't notorious, I doubt I'll be trying any other ELDO perfume any time soon, if ever.

That is very understandable after this experience, although FWIW I would say that apart from SM their stuff mostly isn't "difficult" in a "deeply traumatic experience" sort of way, even when it's unusual or off-kilter; I love Afternoon of a Faun enough to have splashed out on a full bottle.