thought inspired by series 1 of Inspector Morse

[kindkit]

Dear Morse,

You are a senior police officer. STOP HITTING ON WITNESSES! It's inappropriate and not a million miles removed from sexual harassment.

Anyway, it would be to your own advantage. Your dating life could be immeasurably improved if you stopped meeting your future girlfriends at murder scenes. They'd be less likely to turn out to be criminals, for one thing.

Very, very sincerely,

Me


P.S. You like Lewis better anyway. No, really, I'm pretty sure you do. At least think about it.

Comments

[tree_and_leaf]

But Morse has to keep sabotaging his personal life, because otherwise he wouldn't be Morse! And it might lead to him having to disclose his first name!

(Point well made, though).