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kindkit ([personal profile] kindkit) wrote2012-08-03 01:17 am

gratuitous Dick Player picspam, part 1

This is a present for [livejournal.com profile] halotolerant, although other people might like it too (Dick is beautiful!). It's even more lascivious, m/m slash-focused, and OTP-ish than my previous Colditz primer and picspam. This may be a bug or a feature, depending on your tastes.

Under the cut are quite a few pictures drawn from Colditz episodes through 1x07, "Lord, Didn't It Rain."



Dick/cigarettes = another fine Colditz pairing.

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Dick during one of the "good cop" phases of an SS interrogation. What I love about this is that he's so hungry that he's shovelling food into his mouth with his hands. It's a great acting choice by Christopher Neame.

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Paul von Eissinger is glad to accept a special delivery. (Captcha = "halcyon days." Not anymore, alas.)

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I just really like how Dick is silhouetted against the light from the window here.

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Old friends touch each other's fingers have a drink together.

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Whumped Dick is whumped. I wonder where his tie went?

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The beginning of a great Colditz tradition of naked!Dick.

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George sees Dick for the first time. (Pun not quite intentional, but entirely apt.)

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Pat sees Dick for the first time.

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Pat and Dick flirt share a joke for the first time. I love the look Tim is giving Pat.

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This is just a nice image.

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Something it's difficult to show in screencaps is how often Pat and Dick look at each other or make eye contact, often while other people are speaking. It's like they're having a constant, silent conversation.

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Dick's had a marvellous dream. Now he needs a cigarette--and of course to tell Pat all about it.

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Pat is cold.

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Dick is cold. Find a way to get warm, Pat and Dick!

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Pat and Dick have a plan, although alas it involves sneaking into the Kommandantur rather than sexytimes. (But then, who knows . . . ?)

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Yes, Pat, I'm sure young, strong, athletic Dick needs your help climbing up out of the tunnel.

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Dick has advice for Phil Carrington. Pat approves.

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Semi-nakedness in the washroom! Surprisingly enough, this episode was not written by Arden Winch. Also: damn, George is built.

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I'm sure there's a good reason why Dick's semi-clothed body is in the foreground of this shot.

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Simon would like Pat's attention.

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I'm not sure he's going to get it.

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Nope.

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He's really, really not.

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Dick is tall and athletic. It takes a lot to make him look waifish, but this enormous coat does the trick.

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Dick on his knees, surrounded by men and getting dirty. I'm sure that's never happened before.

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Whumped Dick is whumped, again.

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Another silent-communication moment.

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Dick could use a shave.

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So instead, Pat has one. Pat is absolutely not looking at Dick's naked body.

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Okay, maybe a little.

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Soap sharing! I wanted to show Dick helping himself to Pat's towel, too, but there isn't a good cappable moment.

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Dick can undress very speedily when he wants to.

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Most people don't need to touch hands quite this much when handing over a few banknotes.

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Dick has got out of the camp on his latest escape attempt. Pat has mixed emotions.

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Pat wonders how Dick is getting on.

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It may be just as well he doesn't know.

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Athough Dick does have the gift of making friends wherever he goes.

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Surprisingly, even "drowned rat with incipient pneumonia" is a pretty good look on Dick.

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Pat contemplates the image of Dick in a big, comfortable bed.

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But in reality, whumped Dick is very, very, very whumped.

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Pat will be around, luckily, to help out as best he can.

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That would be a slightly grim note to end on, so I thought I'd conclude this part by examining Dick's oral fixation. See the cigarette pics above, but also:

Grass stems

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Pens (he actually carries the pen to the table in his mouth)

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And matches, which he likes to suck on while looking at Pat.

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Not to mention the occasional plump, meaty sausage.

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Sorry, I just couldn't resist that last image. I am shameless.
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[personal profile] khalulu 2018-11-24 10:42 am (UTC)(link)
hello, I have no idea if you still check this, but I just wanted to say thanks for these - I discovered Colditz a couple of weeks ago when looking for early David McCallum, and Christopher Neame is indeed a pretty fellow. After I finish watching the series I may check out some fics! (I'm part way through season 2.)
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[personal profile] khalulu 2018-12-12 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I found Colditz quite addictive and have been recommending it to all and sundry. The writing and acting were so good. I may have to watch it again for the shipping subtext. I will give The Shadow of the Tower and Secret Army a try too, for Christopher Neame. (I don't think my dedication extends to the horror and vampire flicks.)

Thanks for the fic rec. Would you mind if I posted a link to your Dick Player picspam for Harry Potter Harry/Draco fans who might like a pretty blond boy for their Draco head-canon? In my LJ journal, a couple people might see it. As a link in an AO3 fic note, more might.

Again, thanks!
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[personal profile] tremendousdetectivetheory 2018-12-06 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
Admittedly this isn't my first time enjoying your Colditz picspam--I watched Colditz around this time last year and got way into the slash of it (& even started my own tiny Colditz tumblr). I'm new on this site and just want to comment that your work is lovely! ^_^

(Anonymous) 2019-10-24 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
pics no longer available! I blame the image hosting site. :'(
This is so sad, alexa play the Colditz theme song