thought inspired by series 1 of Inspector Morse

Dear Morse,

You are a senior police officer. STOP HITTING ON WITNESSES! It's inappropriate and not a million miles removed from sexual harassment.

Anyway, it would be to your own advantage. Your dating life could be immeasurably improved if you stopped meeting your future girlfriends at murder scenes. They'd be less likely to turn out to be criminals, for one thing.

Very, very sincerely,

Me


P.S. You like Lewis better anyway. No, really, I'm pretty sure you do. At least think about it.

Endeavour 1x02

So, it's only the second episode of the series proper, and ( cut for spoilers )