yet another shipping meme

To while away the milliseconds when I'm not working, packing, cleaning, or fretting about whether I will actually get the apartment I've applied for (I should know on Friday afternoon), I thought I might try this meme. I've changed or removed some of the questions from the version I grabbed, and also fixed the capitalization.

Name a pairing or pairings in one of my fandoms and I will answer these questions for them:

Who cooks normally?:
How often do they fight?:
What do they do when they’re away from each other?:
Nicknames for each other?:
Who is more likely to pay for dinner?:What are the financial arrangements in the relationship?:
What would they get each other for gifts?:
Who remembers things?:
Who cusses swears more?:
What would they do if the other one was hurt?:
Who kissed who first?:
Who made the first move?:
Who started the relationship?: Who fell in love and/or expressed their love first?:
Who uses all the hot water in the morning: What's each one's favorite thing about the other?:
What they order from take out: How do they occasionally get on each other's nerves?
What is the most trivial thing they fight over?:
What was their first kiss like?:
Where were they their first time having sex?:
What were the good and bad aspects of their first sex together?
Who wakes up first:
If they had to choose a third+ person to include, who would it be?:
Their general feelings on sex in the relationship:
How careful are they about using protection?: (This won't be relevant to most of my pairings, but I'll answer it if it is.)