smut meme answers

Here are my answers to the smut meme, featuring some improbable crossovers and even more improbable pairings.

First of all, here's my character list:

A) James Bigglesworth (Biggles books)
B) Charles Xavier (X-Men)
C) George Brent (Colditz)
D) Douglas Richardson (Cabin Pressure)
E) Second Doctor (Doctor Who)
F) Edgar Wield (Dalziel and Pascoe novels)
G) Paul von Eissinger (Colditz)
H) Eighth Doctor (Doctor Who)
I) Pat Grant (Colditz)
J) Erik Lehnsherr (X-Men)
K) Archibald Haddock(Tintin)
L) Ethan Rayne (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
M) Algy Lacey (Biggles books)
N) Fitz Kreiner (Doctor Who Eighth Doctor Adventures novels)
O) Ralph Lanyon (The Charioteer)
P) John Watson (Sherlock-verse)
Q) Jamie McCrimmon (Doctor Who)
R) Martin Crieff (Cabin Pressure)
S) Thomas Nightingale (Rivers of London)
T) Owen Triggers (Wings)
U) Laurie Odell (The Charioteer)
V) Remus Lupin (Harry Potter)
W) Dick Player (Colditz)
X) Rupert Giles (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
Y) Tintin (Tintin)
Z) Sherlock Holmes (Sherlock-verse)

And now for the questions and answers.

From st_aurafina:

1) What are F's (Edgar Wield's) theories about H's (the Eighth Doctor's) preferences in the boudoir?

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2) XYZ (Rupert Giles, Tintin, and Sherlock-verse Sherlock Holmes) in a bed! Who gets the middle? Who is the blanket-stealer?

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From halotolerant:

3) B (Charles Xavier) is offered the choice of sex with either G (Paul von Eissinger) or K (Archibald Haddock) - who does he choose and why?

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4) If C's (George Brent's) lover offered sexual favours in exchange for something what would C ask for... and what would he really secretly want?

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5) If Y (Tintin) and F (Edgar Wield) get together, who's 'on top'? (interpret 'on top' to any given value.

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6) W (Dick Player) and R (Martin Crieff) have sex - good idea or not?

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7) O (Ralph Lanyon) is particularly good at one sex act - what is it?

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From miss_morland:

8) T (Owen Triggers) is cheating on A (Biggles) with D (Douglas Richardson) -- what happens when A finds out?

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9) What is M's (Algy Lacey's) secret fantasy, and how does V (Remus Lupin) react to it?

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10) S (Thomas Nightingale) and L (Ethan Rayne) both fantasise about N (Fitz Kreiner): why?

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From wishfulaces:

11) What's the most public place A (Biggles) and Z (Sherlock) have had sex?

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