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May. 2nd, 2022 12:43 pmDear universe,
I have cleaned my oven for the first time in *mumblemumblesmalldetailsaren'timportantrightnow*.
Thus, I feel I have made significant progress in this quest of "live like a responsible adult" that I seem to have stumbled into, and I deserve a reward.
How about a level up? Maybe some new spells? Or, you know, any spells at all, since by some weird oversight I don't have any right now.
If that's not possible, a lottery win would be an acceptable substitute. Even just a couple of million would be okay. I'm not asking for a whole Powerball jackpot!
And finally, looking around my kitchen, which has somehow become completely filthy while I was de-filthing the oven, I feel like there are some design flaws here? Just something to think about for the next edition.
Eagerly awaiting your response.
ETA: I have cleaned the rest of the kitchen. I have scrubbed the floor on my hands and knees (nothing else gets the awful linoleum to even an approximation of clean). I have cleaned the goddamn bucket I used for cleaning everything else. I have even vacuumed. And I have changed my mind--I do want that Powerball jackpot. I promise I will pay a very, very good salary to the people I hire to clean for me.
I have cleaned my oven for the first time in *mumblemumblesmalldetailsaren'timportantrightnow*.
Thus, I feel I have made significant progress in this quest of "live like a responsible adult" that I seem to have stumbled into, and I deserve a reward.
How about a level up? Maybe some new spells? Or, you know, any spells at all, since by some weird oversight I don't have any right now.
If that's not possible, a lottery win would be an acceptable substitute. Even just a couple of million would be okay. I'm not asking for a whole Powerball jackpot!
And finally, looking around my kitchen, which has somehow become completely filthy while I was de-filthing the oven, I feel like there are some design flaws here? Just something to think about for the next edition.
Eagerly awaiting your response.
ETA: I have cleaned the rest of the kitchen. I have scrubbed the floor on my hands and knees (nothing else gets the awful linoleum to even an approximation of clean). I have cleaned the goddamn bucket I used for cleaning everything else. I have even vacuumed. And I have changed my mind--I do want that Powerball jackpot. I promise I will pay a very, very good salary to the people I hire to clean for me.
