fic rec: "Any Time At All" by Roachpatrol

It seems like ages since I last read a good Doctor Who fic, so I was delighted to find this funny, sweet, moving, cracktastic-yet-believable story, an AU from the TV movie. Roberts!Master kidnaps the Eighth Doctor while he's still memoryless, in the throes of regeneration sickness, but just like with all the Master's other plans, he finds that things quickly go wrong.

Any Time At All, by roachpatrol (Eight/Master, PG-13, 4325 words). You should read this even if you hate Roberts!Master--it turns out that the Master isn't exactly thrilled to be American either.