Dear Father Tomas,
"Oh Marcus, please help me put on my collar, because I can't possibly do that by myself" is just utterly transparent. You live alone, dude; you must put that thing on without help every day. You're not fooling anyone except possibly yourself.
Much, much love,
Me
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