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Title: Workmanship
Fandom: Top Gear
Pairing: James May/Sim Oakley
Rating: Teen
Warnings: None needed
Word count: 100
Summary: Sim's hands, and what they can do.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. It's based on the public personas of real people, but the words and events are all made up.
Notes: Sim Oakley, for those of you thinking "who???," is a project manager who has appeared in James May's Toy Stories and James May's Man Lab. He and James share a love for making things, including completely ridiculous things. James sometimes calls him "Simmy," and footage exists of Sim touching James without James flinching away even a little (it's in the third episode of Man Lab). Click the links for screencaps of James and Sim contemplating how to get Scalextric cars up several flights of stairs, and James and Sim grinning adorably at each other.


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Title: Five Times James Made An Effort, and One Time He Didn't Have To
Fandom: Top Gear RPF
Pairings: James/OFC, James/Richard, James/Sarah, James/Oz Clarke
Rating: Adult
Warnings: None needed
Word count: 600
Summary: James works at being a proper, normal man.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. It's based on the public personas of real people, but the words and events are all made up.



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Have I written my Yuletide story? No.

Have I started my Yuletide story? No.

Have I written 1000 words of angsty Top Gear RPF? Why, yes.



Title: Meet Apart
Fandom: Top Gear RPF
Pairing: James/Richard (unrequited)
Rating: Teen
Warnings: None needed
Word count: 1012
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. It's based on the public personas of real people, but the words and events are all made up.
Summary: James spends the night with Richard. In hospital.
Notes: I haven't had the opportunity to read Richard's book about his accident, and out of the descriptions and interviews I have read/seen, I've cherry-picked the details that best fit the story I wanted to tell. Thus I make no claim to accuracy even in the incidentals. The story title, by the way, is taken from Emily Dickinson's poem I cannot live with You.


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Title: The Last English Explorers Go Home
Fandom: Top Gear
Characters: Richard Hammond, James May, Jeremy Clarkson (with a bit of Richard/James UST)
Rating: All ages
Warnings: None needed
Word count: 542
Summary: On not getting to the north pole.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. It's based on the public personas of real people, but the words and events are all made up.
Notes: For halotolerant, because she's awesome. I'm not hugely familiar with this fandom, so my apologies for any errors.


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